X-Men: “Holy Shit” Drabbles

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“Holy shit, you’re a virgin.”
Author: Eiluned

Archive: Please ask first.

Disclaimer: Not mine.

Rating: Adult

Summary: Two short drabbles based on “Holy shit, you’re a virgin.” Ultimate & 616. Wolverine/Jean, Wolverine/Gambit. 100 words each.

Ultimate Logan/Jean

“Holy shit, you’re a virgin.”

Jean blushed a fetching shade of pink. “Yeah, well, you’ll just have to go slow,” she replied.

Logan rose from between her parted legs, looking up and down her beautiful, naked body. Naked, untouched, his for the taking.

“Slow,” he said, sliding inside of her.

Holy shit indeed.


616 Logan/Remy

“Holy shit, you’re a virgin.”

“I’ve had sex before, Gumbo, just not with a guy.”

Remy smiled wickedly at Logan. “Oui, but for me, you’re a virgin.”

Logan snorted. “What are you going to do, deflower me?”

Gambit ran his hands up Logan’s muscular thighs and into his boxer shorts, finding him hard and ready.

“Exactement.”

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X-Men: Greek Boy

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Greek Boy
by Eiluned

Disclaimer: Not Mine.

Rating: Work-Safe

Summary: 100 words on the nose. Logan/Remy in an established relationship. ^_^

“I had de strangest dream, Logan.”

“Yeah?”

“Oui. We were in ancient Greece.”

Logan snorted into his pillow, and Remy elbowed him. “Shut up. You were a satyr and I was one of dem naked athlete boys. I was running t’rough de forest and you were chasing me.”

“Oh really? Did I catch you?”

“I’m getting dere. So, I’m running but I know dat you’re right behind me. All of de sudden, I trip and fall, and you catch me.”

“And what did I do when I caught you?”

“Should I tell you or show you?” he said, grinning wickedly.

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X-Men: Don’t Dish It

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Don’t Dish It
by Eiluned

Archive: Just tell me where so I can go gloat. ;)

Disclaimer: They belong to Marvel, but what I do with them is much more fun.

Rating: Explicit

Summary: “Remy struggled, but the two hundred pounds of adamantium-enhanced mutant pinning him against the wall refused to budge.” Logan/Remy. PWP. 1209 words.

Warnings: Graphic slash sex.

Notes: Because I’m in a rotten mood and writing rough sex makes me feel better. Deke, run for the hills. Hugs and thanks to Meg for the beta read. :)

—–

Remy slammed into the wall painfully. “What the fuck you doin’, Wolverine?” he exclaimed.

Logan pushed against him, making sure he couldn’t move. “What the fuck do you think I’m doin’?” he growled.

Remy struggled, but the two hundred pounds of adamantium-enhanced mutant pinning him against the wall refused to budge. “Merde! Let me go!” he said.

Logan still didn’t move, just held him there. Remy tried to shift his hand enough to grab a card, a cigarette, pocket lint, for god’s sake, anything to charge, but Logan just pushed harder, until it was difficult for Remy to breathe.

“What de hell did I do?”

He felt Logan’s hot breath against his ear. “You know exactly what you did. You teased, you heckled, you pushed just a little too far.”

Remy swallowed with an audible gulp. It was quite true; he had been teasing Logan quite a bit lately. Mind you, it wasn’t teasing in the schoolyard manner. It was more like… moving his ass provocatively while Logan was looking. Making suggestive comments. Giving Logan that smoldering look that he’d all but patented.

He just never expected Wolverine to do anything about it.

And it looked like Wolverine was definitely doing something about it. Remy just had to figure out if he was about to get killed or fucked senseless.

He was really hoping for the latter.

Logan fisted his hands in the back of Remy’s trenchcoat, hauled him away from the wall and frog-marched him down the hall. Remy was glad Logan’s door wasn’t latched, because Logan used him to open it, just shoved him into the door and from there into the room. He got a fleeting glimpse of neat Japanese furniture before he was shoved face down on the bed.

The door slammed behind him, but Logan was back on top of him before he had a chance to move. “I know what you want,” he hissed, yanking the trenchcoat off of Remy’s arms. “I can smell it on you.” Claws unsheathed with a harsh metallic hiss. “I can goddamn near taste it.” A cross-shaped cut and Remy’s shirt slithered to the mattress underneath him. “You play coy, like you think I don’t know.” A slit up the back of each leg of his jeans. “But I do.” Claws slipped back into knuckles. “You want to be fucked.” Rough hands grabbed his boxers and yanked them down over his ass. “Good and hard.”

Remy wondered vaguely if he should be worried — Logan was about this far from berserker mode. But something inside Remy told him to just go along for the ride. Getting fucked by Logan was the eventual goal that had spurred his teasing — why complain when he was getting what he wanted?

He heard Logan’s clothes coming off, saw the uniform shirt hit the wall beside his head, and he was suddenly shaking with anticipation. His cock stiffened, pushing against the mattress uncomfortably. Logan’s rough hands were suddenly on his shoulders, pressing him into the mattress. “You want it right now, don’t you, Cajun?” Logan growled, leaning down over Remy’s body, bare skin teasing Remy’s.

Remy couldn’t help moaning when Logan pushed his hot, hard cock against Remy’s ass. Logan gave a little shove, impatient for an answer. “Oui, Remy wants it,” Gambit breathed.

Logan gave a satisfied growl and took his weight off of Remy’s back, shifting on the bed. “Knew you wanted it,” he said, more to himself than Remy. “Always knew you did.”

Remy jumped when a slick finger slid between his ass cheeks, probing. Logan’s other hand spread him open. The slick finger pressed at his anus, lightly at first, and then harder until it slipped inside up to the first knuckle. Remy squirmed on his belly, gasping. No matter how many times he’d had something in his ass, he still couldn’t get used to the sensation. Logan chuckled, a low sound that sent shivers down Remy’s spine.

The finger slid in even deeper, wiggling a little, and Remy moaned, his fingers clenching in Logan’s bedspread. It curled and bumped his prostate, and Remy damn near screamed, pressing his face against the bed. Logan laughed again and withdrew his finger. If Remy was afraid Logan had stopped, his fears were unfounded. His touch returned, slicking Remy’s hole well, stretching until he could fit two fingers inside, and Remy was writhing on the bed, almost incoherent with desire.

Logan pulled his fingers away again, and Remy found himself shaking again. “You’re gonna get fucked good, Gumbo,” Logan rumbled, pulling Remy’s underwear down past his knees.

Logan’s hand came to rest on the mattress beside Remy’s head and the other one stroked his hip for a moment, then disappeared. Logan rubbed his slicked cock up and down Remy’s ass, then pushed the head just inside.

Remy gritted his teeth and strained backwards, trying to get Logan’s dick deeper inside. “Heh. Have a little patience,” Logan said, dark laughter in his voice. “I knew you wanted it, but I didn’t know you wanted it this bad.”

Remy let out a sharp breath of exasperation. “Goddammit, you dumb Canadian, just fuck me!” he spat out, so worked up and sexually frustrated that he didn’t care what he was saying. “If you always known dat I want it, den why play with Gambit?”

Logan laughed, a belly laugh this time, and leaned down again so that his mouth was against Remy’s ear. “If you can’t take it, then don’t dish it out,” he breathed, then thrust all the way into Remy’s ass.

Remy cried out at the sudden, sharp pain/pleasure. His cock throbbed against the coverlet and his vision swam momentarily. Logan stayed still just long enough for Remy to get used to being penetrated, then started a hard rhythm, steady, forceful thrusts that made Remy feel like he was going to break through the mattress. Logan’s belt rubbed at his thighs almost painfully.

“You like it?” Logan growled, suddenly pushing himself up onto his knees, pulling Remy’s hips up into his lap.

At first, Remy couldn’t do much more than moan incoherently, but he managed to croak out an affirmative. He pushed himself up on his arms so he could get a bit more leverage. Logan’s hands snaked around his body to stroke at Remy’s chest, pinch his nipples hard. Remy bit his bottom lip to keep from screaming out loud.

“Jerk yourself off,” Logan said, tugging at Remy’s hard nipples.

Balancing himself on one arm, Remy took hold of his cock and stroked it hard. He was already too turned on to need a good build-up to an orgasm. The feel of Logan’s cock inside of him, stretching him and rubbing against his prostate, was damn near enough to drive him out of his mind.

He came embarrassingly quickly, but then, so did Logan. It was a wonder everyone in the house didn’t come running to see who was killing who. He had to admit that he’d never, ever had that good an orgasm before, no matter how many times he’d been around the proverbial block.

Lying on the bed with Logan slumped over his back, still buried in his ass, Remy made a mental note to tease Logan more often.

End

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X-Men: Come Full Circle

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Come Full Circle

by Eiluned

Date finished: 23 May 2002

Archive: Please ask first.

Disclaimer: Logan and Remy aren’t mine. If they were, they’d be doing stuff like this more often.

Rating: Explicit

Summary: Logan and Remy masturbate together. To the point, isn’t it? Wolverine/Gambit, PWP. 899 words.

Notes: Response to my own Masturbation Month challenge. Assume Logan and Remy are in a very new sexual relationship. Thanks to DevilDoll for the beta read and the title suggestion. I like this one a lot. :D

—–

“I wanna watch you jerk off.”

Remy coughed to hide a laugh. Then, he stared at Logan. “Right.”

Logan just stared right back at him.

“You’re serious?” Remy said, rather incredulously.

Logan still stared at him.

“Jeeesus.”

At that, Logan smiled slightly. “Well? You up for it, Cajun?”

Remy snickered. “Do I get to watch you, homme?”

Again with that little smile that could mean a thousand different things. “Sure. Why not?”

Remy smirked. “Den I’d say I’m up for it,” he replied, punctuating his words with a rather lewd crotch-grab.

That got a laugh out of Logan. “Take your clothes off and sit down,” he said, grabbing the back of his own t-shirt and pulling it over his head.

Remy paused for a moment to admire Logan’s bare, muscular torso, then unbuttoned his own shirt. He’d seen Logan shirtless plenty of times, but he was still getting used to being able to admire the other man’s body in a purely sexual manner. By the time he started on his jeans, Logan was already stepping out of his. Naked Logan was always a distraction.

Logan palmed his half-hard cock, and Remy really lost his concentration. His eyes trailed up Logan’s body to the smirk firmly set on his lover’s face. “Get undressed,” Logan said, sitting down in a chair.

Remy shucked his well-worn jeans quickly and took up a spot on the bed, where he had a good view of Logan. His own cock was getting interested rapidly, and he felt Logan’s gaze on it like a heated touch. Remy took a deep breath, and turned the charm on.

“So, mon ami, why d’you wanna watch Remy jerk off?” he purred, sliding one hand down to cup his balls.

“You know that charm stuff doesn’t work on me, Rem,” Logan said, sounding amused, but slowly jerking himself off just the same.

Remy shrugged gracefully, rolling his balls in his hand. “Worth a try. But tell me, why d’you wanna watch me?”

Logan squeezed his cock, and Remy felt the air leave his lungs in a rush. “I like lookin’ at you. I like lookin’ at your cock. I wanna see how you get yourself off.”

Logan’s voice had dropped into that low growl that he got when he was turned on. It sent shivers over Remy’s skin. “Mon dieu, how do you do dat?” he said, sounding a little breathless.

“Do what?”

“Make me lose my train of thought. Turn me into nothin’ more dan your li’l sex toy. Make me wanna get down on my knees and beg you to fuck me.”

Remy was satisfied to see Logan’s face flush. He moved his hand up from his balls to his cock, trailing his fingertips over the hot, sensitive skin before making a fist and stroking himself up and down. He watched Logan jack his cock slowly, his free hand moving up to pinch at his nipples.

“You wanna beg me to fuck you?” Logan asked hoarsely.

Remy made a show of leaning back on his arm, holding his cock out so Logan could see just how hard he was. “Oui. But I really wanna hear you talk dirty to me, Logan,” he said coyly, tilting his head so that he was looking at his lover through a veil of chestnut hair.

Logan growled deep in his throat. “You want me to talk dirty?” he said, his voice tight. “You got it, Cajun. Do you know how much I want to come over there and eat you alive? I can practically taste your cock in my throat.”

A pulse of heat suddenly rushed through Remy, making his hand waver on his cock. “Keep talkin’,” he murmured, regaining his rhythm.

“I wanna push you on your back and suck your cock,” Logan continued, his own hand speeding up. “And then I’d turn around and push my cock into your mouth, all the way back into your throat until my balls are up against your nose.”

Remy watched Logan’s hard, reddened cock disappear into his big fist over and over. “And den I’d suck you hard,” he added, his breath coming in short pants. “Grab hold of your hips and let you fuck my mouth.”

Logan groaned, pinching his nipple hard and tugging at it. “Boy, I’d fuck your mouth so deep you’d taste my cum for days,” he growled. “And I’d suck you deep, get my finger wet and push it in your ass, give you a little taste of what I could do to you.”

Now it was Remy’s turn to moan. He fought the urge to close his eyes and just work himself to orgasm. He wasn’t about to miss this show. “An’ I’d push against your finger, tryin’ to get it deeper, suckin’ your cock hard and deep,” he panted, “an’ you’d come in my mouth, fillin’ me up–”

“God, yeah,” Logan gasped, and Remy watched his hips jerk into his fist, watched thick cum spurt out of his cock and onto his thighs.

The world did an abrupt pirouette, and it took every ounce of willpower Remy had to not slam his eyes shut as he came. Logan watched him hungrily as he came, hot semen splashing onto his stomach and chest. That was really fucking good, he thought as he came down.

“Feel like actin’ out a fantasy?” he asked with a naughty grin.

End

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