Sexy Scottish Boyfriend
Gerard Butler
(pronounced JER-urd, according to the man himself)
Oh, hush. We all have them, you included.
Sexy Scottish Boyfriend
Gerard Butler
(pronounced JER-urd, according to the man himself)
The star of films such as Dracula 2000 (laughable, but sexy), Tomb Raider 2 (omgwifebeater), Timeline (Marek is my dream man), and most recently The Phantom of the Opera (he can be my angel of music any time).
Holy god, where do I start? This man purrs his way into my sexiest dreams, including one set on a deserted island á la Blue Lagoon. That lush brogue and those perfect lips and those bedroom eyes and those long legs and that Scottish fleece all conspire to turn me into a puddle of estrogen. GUH. I want to crawl into that sweater and... well, I'm sure you can imagine.
Dreamy British Boyfriend
Clive Owen
The star of such films as Beyond Borders (Clive & Angelina together. Guh.), The Bourne Identity (small part, but so good), King Arthur (who knew men could be so sexy when drenched in Saxon blood?), and the upcoming film Sin City (I might die of anticipation before this comes out.)
Clive. Clive Clive Clive. I first saw him in King Arthur and immediately fell in love. It's funny, too, because I never liked Arthur in the myths, and I was going in fully expecting to fall hard for Ioan Gruffudd's Lancelot. Ioan was lovely, but Clive's lovely green eyes and square jaw and painfully earnest manner stole my heart. Beyond Borders nearly killed me with the angst, but goddamn. Angelina (see Movie Girlfriend #1 below) and Clive together... [melts]
Sexy Southern Boyfriend
Josh Holloway
Josh is best known as Sawyer on ABC's series "Lost". I have no idea if he's been in anything else. Bad fangirl!
Ah, Sawyer. I effing hated him when the show first started. He'd call Kate "Freckles" and my skin would crawl. He was an asshole; in my eyes at the time, a completely irredeemable asshole. And then I kept watching, and "Confidence Man" nearly turned me to the Dark Sawyer Side, but not quite. It was the wet blue jeans in "Whatever The Case May Be" that got me. He stripped off his shirt and got in the water and climbed out and those pants were hanging on his luscious hips and [panties burst into flames]. That was all she wrote.
Smoldering Indian-Playing-An-Iraqi Boyfriend
Naveen Andrews
Naveen plays Sayid on ABC's "Lost," and was in films such as The English Patient and Bride & Prejudice.
Naveen makes me think of hot sex in breezy Arabian palaces. That is all.
Hot Movie Girlfriend #1
Angelina Jolie
The star of such films as the Tomb Raider series (toughgal!sexy), Girl, Interrupted (craaazy!sexy), and Beyond Borders (humanitarianaidworker!sexy).
Angie was my first girlcrush. I'd totally go lesbian if she came knocking at my door. She's just incredibly sexy, in a tough, intelligent sort of way. And reading about her work with the UN's High Commission for Refugees just made me love her more. Compassionate is sexy.
Hot Movie Girlfriend #2
Rachel Weisz
The star of such films as (Eil is getting repetitive) The Mummy (rocked!), The Mummy Returns (sucked!), About A Boy (haven't seen it!), and Constantine (omgcan'twaitforit).
She's Evie in The Mummy. Evie is the movie version of me, I swear. And Rachel is gorgeous. I hope Angelina won't mind sharing, because if Rachel came knocking, I'd... well, I'm sure you can imagine this one, too. :D
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